Madonna Party @ Kate's office!

Kate won Madonna's new CD - CELEBRATION before you could even buy it! Check out our mini party at her office! click below!

http://sharing.theflip.com/session/363beebcf4efc5f3529f70d29138a417/video/6407706

Friday Gossip!

I think it's a case of SOUR GRAPES! Singer Mya (who is single) thinks the Khloe and Lamar getting married is just a publicity stunt and is FAKE! Can't 2 people just fall in love and rush into it for fun? I THINK SO! But Mya thinks that Khloe is just sick of her sisters getting all the attention and is trying to grab the spotlight for herself for a bit. LIGHTEN UP MYA! They're in love!

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And speaking of the 2 love birds, Lamar issued a statement saying thanks but no thanks to the offer of the crazy bachelor party planned by Girls Gone Wild dude Joe Francis and his future brother-in-law Rob Kardashian. He decided to go low key and just go to dinner with some teammates and friends (who included Joe and Rob). Khloe had a low key bachelorette party too - just friends for a night of facials, massages and other treatments.

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Supposedly The Queen of Singleness (Jennifer Anniston) had a meltdown on her lastest movie set. She holed herself up in her trailer crying because a scene she was about to shoot with Gerard Butler reminded her of her ex-Brad Pitt. Jenn's rep of course said this was ridiculous and never happened.

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Martha Simpson says she's sorry?!?! She told Jessica Simpson a few days ago to "get another dog" and basically stop crying about her dog Daisy being EATEN by a coyote. Martha now says, "I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very, very sorry for anybody that loses a pet. Jessica, I hope you find your pet, but if you don't, I'm really sorry that you lost one."

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Mooooooore Mackenzie on Oprah. The other day she was on talking about having consensual sex with her father while she was growing up. Obviously people have come out saying there is no way that that story was true. Well, today Chynna Phillips (Mac's 1/2 sister) is in studio saying that she believes was she is saying. Mac will be on via-satellite.

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1 foot on a banana peel the other in the mausoleum? Seems that way for Liz Taylor. After attending MJ's funeral she said "I felt a sense of pease there that I've never experienced before." She liked the stained-glass windows and replicas of Michelangelo's artwork. Word is she'd like to be next to MJ for all eternity when she kicks the bucket.

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FAME is in theatres todaay!!! Debbie Allen who played the dance teacher in the TV series now plays the principal. Megan Mullally, Charles S. Dutton, Kelsey Greammer and Bebe Neuwirth are also in it.

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Hmmmm, too soon? MTV is debating whether to air the anit-drug reality series "Gone Too Far" with DJ AM.

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TV this weekend:

TONIGHT

Michael Jackson stuff on Dateline on NBC

SATURDAY

Children of the Corn remake on Syfy

SNL 35th Season Premiere on NBC - Megan Fox & U2

SUNDAY

Simpson's 21st Season Premiere on Fox

Desperate Housewives 6th Season Premiere on ABC

Dexter 4th Season Premiere on Showtime

Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO

Brothers & Sisters 4th Season Premiere on ABC

Cold Case 7th Season Premiere on CBS

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Thursday Gossip!

Miley's new song Party In The USA was premiered last night on DWTS. And the rumor is true - she is dating her latest co-star Liam Hemsworth and they've been together for about 5 months. The movie "The Last Song" will be out in April.

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In other DWTS news - Mario Lopez Ex Karina Smirnoff has gone naked! It's for PETA; another one of those "I'd rather go naken than wear fur" ads.

http://www.peta.org/FeatureKarinaSmirnoff.asp

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And one more story about DWTS - Macy Gray and Ashley Hamilton were sent home last night. I thought for sure it was gonna be Tom Delay, but no. I am totally on Team Kelly!!!!

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Now this is gonna one WILD bachelor party! Lamar Odom bits farewell to the single life tonight with a bachelor party organized by Joe Francis! The dude who is responsible for all the "Girls Gone Wild" videos! Should be interesting and produce numerous pictures that should cause Khloe Kardashian to NOT marry the guy! It's going to be at Les Deux in Hollywood and is being described as a formal affair with, quote
"stripper poles and midgets."

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Mackenzie Phillips was on Oprah yesterday....it was gross....I can't comment. ewwww! Just watch the video clip below:
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=027836d3-77e2-4106-8a27-7718eb9e48c9


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A new Michael Jackson single, called "This Is It", will be released on October 12th. The song features Michael's brothers on backing vocals. It'll appear on the upcoming "This Is It" album, which includes the classic Michael Jackson songs that will appear in that "This Is It" movie. The album hits stores on October 27th, the day before the movie begins its two-week theatrical run.

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CNN's medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta had SWINE FLU and he says, quote, "It was a lot like . . . the flu . . . with a different name." He contracted it recently, while reporting from Afghanistan. He says his doctors couldn't do much for him, so he basically just let it run its course.

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In other swine flu news....Marilyn Manson has been diagnosed with H1N1. He says, quote, "I know everyone will suggest that (effing) a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive."

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How cool is this?! The "Hollywood Reporter" says that "Titanic" is probably going to be re-released in the near future in 3D! Although there's no word when it might hit theaters.

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KISS, THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, GENESIS and rapper LL COOL J are the big names on the latest list of nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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Katy Perry is working on her next album and she wants it to be FUN. She says, quote, "I'm kind of thinking I want to do my record like a mesh between 'Lovefool' by the Cardigans and 'The Sign' by Ace of Base. I want to make songs that people want to hold hands and roller-skate to."

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BRITNEY SPEARS will release a greatest hits compilation called "The Singles Collection" on November 24th. It'll feature 17 of her old hits, plus a new single called "3".

Wednesday Gossip!

On her blog yesterday, Khloe Kardashian said, quote, "I'm thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true . . . Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn't be happier and I'm so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you." They'll get married at the family home in Bel Air and of course Ryan Seacrap will be among the 250 guests. Mama Kris was on Ryan's show yesterday and said "You know, that's how Bruce and I met. We met, and we were married four months later. Isn't that romantic?" What I find odd is Lamar just signed a 4 year deal with the Lakers for $33 million....then why were they registering for wedding gifts? shouldn't they have done one of those - in lieu of gifts, please donate to our favorite charity - The TSG Fund?

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Daphne & Fred gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday! Ok, it was really Sarah Michelle Geller and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. They named her Charlotte Grace Prinze. How totally normal and cute!

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CHAZ BONO is writing "his" autobiography. It'll be out in the spring of 2011. It's tentatively titled, "Coming Clean" . . . and sources say "he" is being paid SIX FIGURES for it.

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How FABULOUS was Kelly Osbourne last night on Dancing With The Stars?!?! I was blown away by her performance! She looked amazing and made her Mum and Dad cry! She is my pick for the winner this season! By the way, tonight is the results show - 2 people going home. They are also having a tribute to Patrick Swayze tonight.

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Hmmmmm, K-Fed and Shar Jackson BOTH on Celebrity Fit Club??! They have like 12 kids together....wonder if there will be a love reunion! Filming has begun, but it won't start airing until February.

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AMANDA WOODWARD returns to Melrose Place! It's official - Heather Locklear will be joining the cast for at least 1 episode that airs on November 17th!

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Homer Goes To Isreal?? Yep, the whole Simpson family is taking a trip and will meet up with Sasha Baron Cohen who will be the voice of an angry but funny Isreali tour guide. Look for that episode in March.

Tuesday Gossip!

She likes her BUTT and she can't deny! Kelly Clarkson has told the new issue of "Now" magazine that she loves her butt! She says "I totally have no chest, I'm all butt. Ever since I was a kid I've had a bubble butt. I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, 'Oh my gosh, look at that butt!' In a good way! If a girl wanted bigger boobs, she could get them, but you can't get a bigger butt!"

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E! Online now claims that KHLOE KARDASHIAN and Lakers stud LAMAR ODOM are getting married this coming Sunday. There's no word where or when. Even the guests don't know the details yet.

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New/Old hair do, new girl? Word is JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has been secretly seeing RIHANNA for the past few weeks. Poooor Jessica Biel...I never liked them together anyway...I want him back with Cameron!

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GEORGE CLOONEY has an interesting way of speaking about his girlfriend - He says, quote, "If life's a journey, then right now I've got a very nice co-pilot. I'm not going to project into the future and say I've found a co-pilot for life because I don't want to jinx things. But I will say that at the moment, I'm having a very nice time being a frequent flyer on Alitalia."

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We all know that losing a pet is hard and apparently our sweet dumb little Jessica Simpson is beside herself with grief. A source says "Daisy was her baby. It's going to put her into a tailspin. She won't leave her parents' house." Another source says, quote, "Whenever things went wrong for Jessica, she reached for Daisy. Daisy was her security blanket. When people let her down, she always had Daisy."

How spoiled and loved was Daisy? "People" magazine says that Jessica fed Daisy STEAK, not dog food, left the air conditioning on for her, even when nobody else was in the house, threw Daisy birthday parties and if Daisy didn't like someone, Jessica wouldn't invite them back to her house again.

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LOOK OUT SNL! The Queen is coming! Word is MADONNA will do "Saturday Night Live" this season, for the first time in 16 years. Supposedly, "SNL" is trying to get her to perform AND host the show.

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Has this weighed heavily on mind? How DID the gang get together? Well today on DVD we find out...."Scooby Doo! The Mystery Begins" - it's the live-action movie about how Shaggy and Scooby first met and then started solving mysteries with Fred, Velma and Daphne after they all got detention together, a la "The Breakfast Club"....good to know.

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The Beatles can still bring world peace....or so says Yoko Ono...."The Beatles: Rock Band" is the game that will change the entire universe. Yoko says: "I think the game is the second revolution. In the beginning the BEATLES made a splash with their music . . . with the video game we're going to create a planet of music and art. Music and art are both very interesting healing vibrations . . . and with that vibration we can create the world we've always wanted, a world of peace."

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At least she isn't making weapons out of soap. Da Brat (who is about 1/3 done with her 3 year sentence for bashing a former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader in the head with a nearly full bottle of booze) is organizing a prison talent show. She's calling it Showtime at Alto - after the town where she's doing her time. She's at the Arrendale Federal Prison in Alto, Georgia. If it's a success, Da Brat hopes to make it an annual event. Can't wait to find out what the talents will be....maybe who can dig through a wall the fastest with a comb?

Monday Gossip!

If he still had KITT no one would have known he was hospitalized yesterday for booooooze! TMZ claims that DAVID HASSELHOFF was hospitalized yesterday, after his 17-year-old daughter Hayley found him TOTALLY HAMMERED. She reportedly called her mom, PAMELA BACH, who alerted a friend, who then called 911. David was taken to the hospital via ambulance, but was expected to be released later in the evening. I suppose there was nothing else to do but drink now that America's Got Talent is over for the season.

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Start knitting the cute outfits! Word is ANNA KOURNIKOVA is two months pregnant with ENRIQUE IGLESIAS' baby.

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Sooooo sad! JESSICA SIMPSON has apparently faced the inevitable conclusion that her little 10-pound Malti-Poo, Daisy, was eaten by that coyote that snatched it seven days ago. Jessica and the people at FindToto.com have called off the search. A spokeswoman for the company says, quote, "They concluded the search and are not continuing it at this time. There are no leads.

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More love spats for Lilo and Sam. While in NYC over the weekend, she found out where Sam was staying and threw a room service tray at her door! Well, it wasn't Sam's room. The people in the room called the cops, but Lilo wasn't arrested. Word is her family and friends will be staging ANOTHER intervention to try to get her back into rehab for the zillionth time.

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Last week on the VH1 Diva's show - Paula Abdul imitated Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen thought it was pretty funny! On her twitter she said: "Paula . . . you're hilarious. You've left me some big shoes to fill . . . unfortunately I don't wear high heels. Nothing but love for you too."

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Dancing With The Stars Season Primere tonight! Check out these stars fancy footwork - Macy Gray, Mya, Aaron Carter, Kelly Osbourne, Melissa Joan Hart, Donny Osmond, Kathy Ireland, Mark Dacascos, Debi Mazar, Joanna Krupa, Michael Irvin, Chuck Liddell, Natalie Coughlin, Louie Vito, Ashley "Son of George" Hamilton, and Tom DeLay.

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LADY GAGA will re-release her debut album, "The Fame", on November 24th. The reissue, which will be called "The Fame Monster", will feature remixes and several new songs, including one called "New York".

Friday Gossip!

And another one bites the dust...Avril and Deryck Whibley are over. Avril posted a message on her website saying, quote, "I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note." They were married in July of 2006.

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When one ends...another begins... E! Online claims that KHLOE KARDASHIAN and L.A. Laker LAMAR ODOM are already planning their wedding. They just started dating this summer.

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You would think since Martha Stewart has lost 2 dogs pretty recently, she'd have sympathy for poor Jessica Simpson! BUT NO!! The spatula weilding woman said - "It's pretty sad. She should have watched it more closely, though. She should have been more careful." Then said she said, quote, "Get another dog."

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We have the fun nicknames of Bennifer and Brangelina...but never for a kid before! KATHERINE HEIGL and her husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl and named her Nancy Leigh....merging the 2 names together and are calling her Naleigh. SHE IS SOOOO CUTE!

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It's probably okay to trust CHRIS BROWN with hedge clippers, as long as there are no lippy broads around. The Virginia Department of Corrections must have felt the same way, because they gave him a pair yesterday for another day of community service.

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What do Uncle Joey and Anna Nicole Smith have in common? Besides both their careers being dead? They both owe the IRS! Dave Coulier owes more than $49,000 in back taxes and Anna Nicole is in arrears from beyond the grave. Her estate owes California $43,000.

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To make room for Michael Vick on the Philadelpia Eagles, Hank Baskett (fiance of Kendra Wilkinson) was CUT! However, he's already been picked up the the Indianpolis Colts! Kendra says, quote, "This is a great opportunity for Hank to be playing for the Colts. Peyton Manning is one of the best . . . if not the best . . . quarterbacks in the league, and I'm excited to see my baby kick some ass!"

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I love this news~! The not-always-reliable British tabloids say that JANET JACKSON and MADONNA are going to team up for a duet as a tribute to Michael. Supposedly, they came up with the idea while having dinner after Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards.

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PATRICK SWAYZE'S remains have been cremated, according to his death certificate. There's no word what'll be done with them . . . but we've heard unofficially that they'll be scattered at Patrick's ranch in New Mexico.

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PAULA ABDUL hosted "VH1 Divas" last night . She opened the show by saying, quote, "Good evening everyone! I'm Paula Abdul . . . and this is NOT 'American Idol'." I thought she did a pretty decent job!!! She also performed her hit, "Straight Up" and almost WIPED OUT onstage. And actually, it looks like she could've fallen OFF the stage.

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1621664&vid=438019

She also impersonated ELLEN DEGENERES , complete with a blonde wig, a blazer, and tennis shoes and danced around like Ellen does at the beginning of her talk show. When the music died down, she said, quote, "Why you all staring at me? Can't a girl try out a new job? All kidding aside, nothing but love, Ellen. And I wish you the best of luck and congratulations on your new gig.
And call me. You gotta call me if you have any Simon problems . . . 'cause you know, I know him best."

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More Full House news today! Twice in one day! hahah! Danny Tanner AKA Bob Saget, will return to "America's Funniest Home Videos" for a special 20th anniversary episode, which will air sometime in November. It'll be the first time Bob has appeared on the show since he left in 1997 after hosting the show for its first eight seasons. He'll co-host the anniversary special with the show's current host, TOM BERGERON.

Thursday Gossip!

Along with Goldie and Kurt, Oprah and Stedman sing the praises and benefits of not getting married. Opie says "Had we made the official marriage commitment, we wouldn't still be together. The reason the relationship works is that we get to define it on our terms. It would be very different if we were in a 'traditional' relationship where I was expected to be a wife and every now and then cook a meal!" I bet Oprah likes to say - YOU DON'T OWN ME!

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If an engagement breaks up at the workplace, can the 2 still be civil in such close quarters? Well
"Dancing With the Stars", KARINA SMIRNOFF thinks so. She and fellow dancer MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY broke up not too long ago and she says "It's kind of easy to stay friends. We were friends for 14 years, before anything else. It will always remain this way. It's not difficult. We both think the world of each other."

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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.....Nope, not talking about the Incredible Hulk, just little pretty Megan Fox who says "My temper is ridiculously bad. I've destroyed the house. I go bat(crap). I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.' I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure." YIKES!

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Dirtbag CHRIS BROWN started his community service yesterday picking up garbage and cleaning police horse stables in his hometown of Richmond, Virginia. He even Tweeted on the way - like we'd care, quote, "On my way to community service." He's got 179 more days of hard labor to complete . . . but corrections officials plan to work around his showbiz schedule. SOOO not fair, I don't think they should do that. Do your time just like everyone else! No special treatment!

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Burt Reynolds is in rehab! I think his hair piece was telling him to take drugs, but that isn't the official story. Burt took a spill at his place while boozing and popping pills and was found semiconscious and covered in blood. He was taken to the emergency room, but he was acting so strangely that they took him to a mental health facility. And doctors there refused to release him unless he agreed to check into rehab. Poor Bandit!

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Poor Jessica Simpson! Still searching for her baby Daisy who was snatched up by a coyote the other day. Jessica STILL hasn't given up hope of finding it. In fact, she's hooked up with a dog-finding service called FindToto.com . . . which calls itself, quote, "kind of an amber alert for missing pets." Daisy is a 10-pound Malti-Poo. Jess says - "Daisy is my baby . . . why would I stop searching? I'm a mom."

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GEORGE CLOONEY is our CELEBRITY HERO OF THE DAY, for saying this . . . quote, "I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page." Dang it....I wanted to be his FB Friend!!!

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MARY TRAVERS of the folk trio PETER, PAUL & MARY, died yesterday in Danbury, Connecticut. She was 72. I thought she already passed. Isn't she the one that choked on the ham sandwich? ...wait....that was the lady from The Mamas and The Papas.

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Incase you're keeping track.....Here is the tally so far of the 2009 Summer of Death:

--MICHAEL JACKSON
--PATRICK SWAYZE
--FARRAH FAWCETT
--ED MCMAHON
--WALTER CRONKITE
--TED KENNEDY
--Director JOHN HUGHES
--DAVID CARRADINE
--KARL MALDEN
--BILLY MAYS
--Comedian FRED TRAVALENA
--MARY TRAVERS
--HENRY GIBSON
--Former NFL quarterback STEVE MCNAIR
--"Angela's Ashes" author FRANK MCCOURT
--Author and musician JIM CARROLL
--ADAM "DJ AM" GOLDSTEIN
--Wiener king OSCAR G. MAYER, JR.
--LES PAUL
--And, of course, GIDGET, the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Thank goodness you're not on it

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Watch this show or we're going to lose it!! "Melrose Place"'s second episode attracted less than 2 million people on Tuesday night. That's down from its fairly weak premiere, which drew 2.3 million viewers last week. "90210" had 4.9 million viewers last year . . . and ended up averaging 2.8 million for the season.

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After being bashed on Oprah, Bobby Brown needs to do something to get into the public's good graces...so he decided to sign on for the next season of "Celebrity Fit Club". Other rumored contestants include: Nicole Eggert . . . who played Summer Quinn in the earlier seasons of "Baywatch" . . . Michael Badalucco from "The Practice", KEVIN FEDERINE'S baby mama SHAR JACKSON .

Wednesday Gossip

Katy Perry is a kissing machine! Word is she was making out with Russell Brand after the MTV VMA's the other night - just a mere 48 after making out with John Mayer! Russell - Hot....John - Ew.

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Dog lover Michael Vick will be eligible to play ball again soon! He has officially been added to the Philadelpia Eagles roster. His first game will be September 27th against the KC Chiefs.

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If there is a $$ list, no doubt Oprah will top it. Forbes.com has put together a list of the 15 Best-Paid Celebrities.

#1.) OPRAH WINFREY, $275 million
#2.) GEORGE LUCAS, $170 million
#3.) STEVEN SPIELBERG, $150 million
#4.) MADONNA, $110 million
(tie) #5.) CELINE DION, $100 million
(tie) #5.) JERRY BRUCKHEIMER, $100 million
#7.) BEYONCÉ, $87 million
#8.) JERRY SEINFELD, $85 million
#9.) DR. PHIL, $80 million
(tie) #10.) TYLER PERRY, $75 million
(tie) #10.) DICK WOLF, $75 million (--He created the "Law & Order" franchise.)
(tie) #10.) SIMON COWELL, $75 million
(tie) #13.) BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, $70 million
(tie) #13.) HOWARD STERN, $70 million
#15.) HARRISON FORD, $65 million

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Liberace....The Movie! Michael Douglas will be playing the lovely, talented, flamboyant pianist and Matt Damon will be his fabulous lova. Not sure when that will be hitting the cineplex near you.

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My Spidey senses are telling me that "Spider-Man 4" will be in theatre's 5/5/11!!!

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Don't like her, but Jessica Biel will be joining the cast of the "A-Team" movie. UFC stud QUINTON "RAMPAGE" JACKSON will be playing B.A. Baracus. Liam Neeson is playing team leader Hannibal!

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Really? REALLLLY? Prez Obama will be on "The Late Show With David Letterman" next Monday. He's the only guest and will be talking about health care.

Former President BILL CLINTON, will be on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" tomorrow.

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FCC - GET OVER IT!! It's been 5 years!!! The FCC announced that they intend to further investigate whether CBS's indecency violation (during Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" was willfull." I think there are some pervs over there that just like to watch that footage over and over and over again.

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This should be entertaining - The "Newlywed Game" is now open to same-sex celebrity couples. The first famous gay couple will be "Star Trek" legend GEORGE TAKEI and his husband, Brad Altman. Their episode will air sometime in November. More couples could be added to the show, once they find a place to get legally married.....

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LOVE me some Melrose Place! Totally digging the new show! And check this out! Tom Cruise's son - Conner, 14 - was rumored to be joining the cast! However, rumer extinguishing reps have said there is no truth in it. Besides....what does a 14 year old have to do messing around with those crazies!

Tuesday Gossip!

Kanye keeps apologizing....but not to the right person! Never once has he reached out to Taylor Swift to apologize! She told the ladies on The View today that she had a zillion thoughts in her head when MTV announced her name as the winner....don't fall, thank the fans, I can't believe I won, hey kanye, nice hair cut, what are you doing, okkkkkkk. Poor Taylor! Kanye needs to apologize TO Taylor, then fly away to Never Hear From You Again Island.

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So I guess Britney CAN'T have everything she sees! Recently she was paging through a modeling catalog and saw a dude she liked. His name - Bekin Trenova. Stats - 24 years old, 6 ft tall, brown hair, hazel eyes. Sounds yummy! Well Brit thought the same thing and had her people invite him to a music video audition. WELLLL, it wasn't actually an audition. When Bekin showed up, it was just Brit lookin all sexy like. She made it pretty clear she was interested in dating him more so than hiring him. Bekim didn't think that was so cool and was mad that it wasn't an actual job interview and left!! Of course Brits people are denying this story.

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Mr. Big is engaged?!!?!? Noooooo! But it is to his baby-mama Tara Lynn Wilson. She and Chris Noth been together about 5 years and their son, Orion, is almost 2.

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SOMEONE CALL MADONNA! Turns out Elton John can't adopt the Ukrainian toddler I was telling you about yesterday. Yuriy Pavlenko, the Ukraine's Family, Youth and Sports Minister, says that Elton and his partner, DAVID FURNISH, can't adopt because foreign citizens who want to adopt have to be MARRIED, and same-sex marriage isn't recognized in the Ukraine. Also, they can't be older than 45. Elton is 62.


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In Whitney Houston's interview with Oprah yesterday - she pretty much called Bobby Brown every thing, except his name. Can you believe Whit started doing drugs BEFORE The Bodyguard in '92?? However, she apparently never did Crack....so I guess she meant it when she said it was whack. They did use ROCK cocaine, though. She and Bobby would lace joints with it. Whitney made sure to note that she never did drugs by herself - it was always with Bobby. THIS IS THE BEST PART: Toward the end, Whitney said things got so bad that Bobby was cutting her head off in pictures and painting, quote, "evil eyes" on their bedroom walls. WWWEEEEIIIRRRD!!!

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Wonder if Ally McBeal can make a cameo! Harrison Ford is now saying he'd be up for doing a 5th Indiana Jones movie!
Harrison said "The story for the new 'Indiana Jones' is in the process of taking form. Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and myself are agreed on what the fifth adventure will concern, and George is actively at work. If the script is good, I'll be very happy to put the costume on again."


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I didn't love him, but I guess everyone else did - "Everybody Loves Raymond"s RAY ROMANO will star on the second season of the new Golf Channel reality series, "The Haney Project". The show observes TIGER WOODS' swing coach, HANK HANEY, as he helps a celebrity try to improve their golf game.

Monday Gossip!

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Friday Gossip!

Anyone else tired of Lady Gaga? LOVE her songs, tired of her over the top attempts at shocking us. But she's doing it again - topless and tied up in the new Japanese edition of "Vogue" magazine.

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PHEW! Matt Damon is NOT dead! Someone started the rumor by saying he was found dead after going missing during a camping trip in California's Palo Verde Mountains.

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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift claimed the top 2 spots in "Access Hollywood"'s 10 Brightest Teen Stars! Taylor just made the list as she'll be 20 in December.

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Here's a cat fight everybody has been waiting for....Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie are both possibly up for the lead role in the remake of "Barbarella" - the movie that made Jane Fonda into a sex symbol. Word is Angie is feeling the pressure because she's 34 and Megan is only 23.

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LOVE me some Will Smith! "Hancock" director Peter Berg says that Will, Charlize and Jason Bateman all are returning for the sequel!

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Hmmmmmm, Dwight from The Office a superhero? Rainne Wilson gonna be playing on in the new comedy "Super". His character is a dude who becomes a superhero called The Crimson Bolt after his wife, played by LIV TYLER, falls under the spell of a charming drug dealer. He won't have super powers, but he swings a big wrench.

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Paula Abdul must be taking lots of happy pills to be dealing with the news that Ellen Degeneres is taking her place on American Idol! On Twitter, Paula said "I think Ellen will be a great judge on 'Idol'. I wish her and the show only the best of luck." I am most interested in how they'll be sitting!

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The trailer for the MICHAEL JACKSON documentary, "This Is It", will premiere on the "MTV Video Music Awards" this Sunday night. "This Is It!" follows the last three months of Michael's life, when he was rehearsing for his 50-date London concert series. It'll hit theaters on October 28th . . . and for now, it's only scheduled to have a limited, two-week run.

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Crazy sister LaToya Jackson will be on "20/20" tonight talking with Barbara Walters about her brother's death and how he looked in his casket. Nice question to ask Barbara......

CODE YELLOW!

What an exciting day as Lunch Lady at my son's school! First of all - it was Grilled Cheese Day - as requested by me! Yes kids, thank ME for the Grilled Cheese today at school! mmmmm!

But that wasn't even the best part! There was a CODE YELLOW! There are 3 lunch periods and inbetween the 1st and 2nd lunches, there was an armed robbery at a near by shopping center. So while the cops were cruising around trying to find the bad guys, the school was on lock down! All doors and windows locked up tight! ( The students were all back to their classrooms before the Code Yellow went into effect.)

We (the other lunch lady's) were in the cafeteria and our fearless leader - Queen Lunch Lady Mary - and Cool Gym Teacher Lady were on the walkie-talkies with the Principal. A few squad cars cruised in and out of the parking lot looking for the perp (something I picked up after years of watching Law & Order...and of course from my 2 days on Jury Duty last week). Our Principal was the hero of the day with the comment "I am ready to run over anyone that comes into this parking lot."

After about 45 minutes, it went CODE GREEN - which meant all clear - so we could continue the lunch service and were free to move about the cabin. HOWEVER, it was at that precise time that the clouds opened up and it POURED rain! I had to leave to come to work, so I couldn't help the other ladies who serve the kids lunch and haul alllllllll the stuff over to the school!

So I would like to recognize the fabulousness of the Wednesday Lady's right now:

Queen Mary

Liz

Kathy

Erin

Martha

Cool Gym Teacher Lady

Becky - who is usually there, but missed the excitement today

Other Kathy

and other lady I'm not sure of her name

So unless Madonna comes to the studio today, I think that was the big excitement of my day!

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Tuesday Gossip!

Say it ain't so! The Obama's almost got divorced? Yes, according to the National Enquirer, there is a new book coming out (by author Christopher Andersen) that says back when Barack was an Illinois State Senator times were rocky! He and Michelle weren't communicating, romance was out the window and the sex was gone! Mich wanted him to play a bigger role at home or it was over! Needless to say, he must have stepped as they seem to be happy again!

* Amy! What are you doing? Word on the street is Amy Winehouse is getting back together with her bad news ex-husband Blake! The divorce was final only a week ago, but supposedly they met up on Friday and WENT TO A BAR! After drinks Amy snuck him into her place THROUGH A WINDOW! Security as strict orders to keep that low life out of her newly cleaned up life.

* Looks like Rihanna might have a new love in her life! Some dude named Travis London turned her head and they have been out on numerous dates over the past week in LA. Travis used to date Michelle Tanner aka Mary Kate Olsen.

* Kim Kardashian is telling the world her sister Khloe is happily dating Lamar Odom of the LA Lakers! Lamar just signed a nice 4 year deal with the Lakers for $33 million! He's got 2 kids - 10 and 7. Lamar said "Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find." TRACY NOTE: I went to DASH in Miami over the weekend....blah blah blah. Wasn't impressed.

* Just another reason to love love love Sandra Bullock! She told Parade magazine that "There's more to life than just looking for the right guy. If I can do anything in this time of my career, it's to make it easier for girls who are growing up not to feel they have to wind up with someone to complete them. You know, I complete me. I'm just lucky that after I completed myself, I met someone who could tolerate me." She of course is married to super cool dude Jessie James.

* Poor Jessica Simpson. The girl just can't get a break. Jess was a surprise guest model at French fashion show last Thursday and her dress was HORRIBLE! It looked like a suped up Hefty Bag. The designer was Ozlem Suers.

* 2 places I don't think a person should Twitter - in the loo and at a funeral. Violating one of these two was Al Sharpton who was tweeting while at Michael Jackson's funeral.

1: "I am sitting at the burial services of michael jackson. I am talking to actress lisaraye mc coy . . . and tom mesereau . . . Tom represented MJ in the molestation case.

2: "We are all discussing his battles. What MJ went through was so unfair, yet he succeeded. In the end, he was the biggest artist ever. He faced the headwinds but he made it."

3: "I just spoke at the conclusion of tributes. Gladys Knight sang her heart out. Now we prepare to lay him to rest."

4: "MICHAEL JACKSON HAS BEEN LAID TO REST."

Dude has no class.....

* If you missed the 44th Annual Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon over the weekend, you missed one SUPER fabulous thing! Charo (yes...miss Koochie Koochie) singing Rihanna's "Please Don't Stop The Music"......followed up by her giving Jerry a lap dance.

* GOOOOD TV TONIGHT YA'LL! "90210" [2nd Season Premiere] at 8:00 on The CW, followed by "Melrose Place" [SERIES Premiere] at 9:00 on The CW. (--The new version stars Ashlee Simpson, Katie Cassidy and "Cloverfield's" Jessica Lucas. Plus Laura Leighton returns as her character from the original show, Sydney Andrews.)

* Welcome To Atlanta where the playas give away cars! Ludacris gave away 20 cars in a contest he set up called the "Ludacris Stimulus Package." He'd teamed up with a local Nissan dealership to give free used cars to people who were struggling to make ends meet. Ludacris said "People are getting laid off, and now are looking for jobs. To be efficient, you need some transportation of your own to get there. That's why I wanted to give back to those who need it." The winners also received 30 days of FREE GAS . . . but they were responsible for taking care of the costs for tags, registration, tax and insurance.) *