Your Friday Gossip!

Time to go to the Pottery Barn and pick up a gravy boat! The New York Post said Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly (of Friday Night Lights) are engaged and tying the knot in the fall after baseball season! BUT - save the receipt....Minka's rep says no wedding planned to Derek Jeter.

* UNtying the knot - possibly Avril Lavigne and Deryck Wehibley of SUM 41! He's just a band boy and said see ya later boy!

* I don't think I want friends like Jessica Simpson's! They were trying to console her about her break up with Tony Romo by saying that he hit on them while still dating her! WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL HER THAT SOONER?!?

* "I only comment on other people's lives, not my own" That is something I'd say! But it came from Chelsea Handler when asked about her break up with her boss - Comcast CEO Ted Harbert.

* From the TMI File - Kourtney Kardashian wants us to know that she went to her doctor to inquire about breastfeeding her future baby. Dr said - "You just need to try it because you won't know til you try".

* If I would have known I would have send flowers and chocolate and candy and a stuffed animal! George Clooney broke his hand a few months ago when is slammed it in a car door on his property in Lake Como, Italy! He is fine and will be able to hold my hand very soon.

* Uh Oh....Lilo is in trouble! Turns out some of the stuff that was stolen (when the perps walked into her house through the UNLOCKED DOOR) was $2 MILLION worth of borrowed jewelry from 14 Karats. A source says "If something is not resolved soon, there will be legal action".

* Way back in 2001, John Mayer was arrested in the ATL for driving with a suspended license. The charge was eventually dropped. Well, for some reason, he challenged TMZ to produce the mugshot. If they did, he'd donate $25K to the charity of their choice. Well, both TMZ and The Smoking Gun found the pic and John's wallet is a little lighter.

* Cancel that family trip to the Forest Lawn Cemetery....Security is gonna be TIGHT for MJ's funeral and they are saying you won't even see the green of the Forest Lawn.

* If you've always wanted to be a dead rock star, but don't rock and aren't dead....Guitar Hero 5 now has your chance. The game comes out on Tuesday and dead Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain will be a featured playable character.

* Taylor Swift is coming out with a cookbook! I guess she's not big enough to have a personal chef.... She told SUGAR magazine that she will put together a book of family reciepes including her Mother's brisket. Faaabulous!

Your Wednesday Gossip

Got a dirty car? Chris Brown is your man. Chris was sentenced to 5 years probation and 6 months of community service yesterday. He'll be scrubbin graffiti and washin cars. He was also told he can NOT contact Rihanna, even by phone or email. BUT DID THE JUDGE MENTION TWITTER? There's your loop hole Chris!

* HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIIIIIIIVE!! Yep, a video has come out with "proof" the King Of Pop faked his death and he's still among the living! Check it out!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b8_1251194026

* So it looks like the dude that bid $4.6 million for the crypt above Marilyn Monroe really didn't want to be that close to her and withdrew his bid. His reason for doing so? Quote, "I am awfully sorry, but I need to cancel this because of the paying problem." The guy/girl was a bidder from Japan.

* British tabloids always have the dirt....they are claiming Megan Fox has signed on to play Catwoman in the next "Batman" movie. Meeeeeow!

* Sing it with me - The Soooooouuul Traaaaaaaiiin! Word on the street is a movie is being made based on the classic show! I am most excited to see the costumes!!!

* He not only played a Dr on TV....but now a Judge! Neil Patrick Harris gave sentences yesterday during the American Idol aditions in Dallas. Joe Jonas was also a judge for the Dallas auditions.

* Katy Perry, Ne-Yo, Taylor Swift, Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester and host Russell Brand performed a "West Side Story" routine for the new MTV Video Music Awards Show Promo....check it out here:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/430561/vma-side-story-full-version.jhtml#id=1618731

* I didn't realize we still cared.....but Criss Angel: Mindfreak is still on TV. Watch as he "transports himself" from 250 feet about Las Vegas to the street below tonight on A&E at 10pm. Lame.

* T Boz, Chili and Justin Timberlake all on one show! JT is hosting a benefit concert on October 17th and T and C will be performing - this will be the first time they've done anything together in the US since Left Eye died in a car accident in Honduras. Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys and Ciara will also be featured perfomers on "Justin Timberlake and Friends"

* 2 new CD's out on November 17th - which will you be spending your hard money on? John Mayer's Battle Studies or American Idol winner Kris Allen's? No word on what Kris's CD will be titled - BUT you can pre-order it on Amazon.com!

GOSSSIP for you!

It's THE place to kick the habit! Lilo did it there, so did Kirsten Dunst! Now you can add Mrs. Antonio Banderas to the mix! Yep, STAR Magazine saysMelanie Griffith recently checked into the Utah clinic. Antonio told her - GET CLEAN WOMAN OR I'M LEAVIN YOU!

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Happy Eteeeerrrrrnity, Mr.....Dead Guy.....Happy Eternnniittttyyyy to yououououu! Someone just shelled out $4.6 million for the crypt just ABOVEMarilyn Monroe's at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetary. No word who the new owner is. Guess we'll have to wait til he or she kicks the bucket.

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How do you do that voodoo you do so well? Jessica Simpson so upset over getting dumped she found a witch on the internet to put some voodoo curse on Tony Romo! Send her my way Jess! I have a few people who need some cursing!

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Michael must be spinning in his grave....wait, he hasn't been buried yet. But anyway - LaToya Jackson will be one of the filler in guest hosts for The View. Set your TIVO's to catch all of her crazines on September 16-18!

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This is what happens when you put 3 action stars into a house and they start getting REAL! A production company was actually trying to put together a reality show where STEVEN SEAGAL, CHUCK NORRIS and Jean-Claude Van Damme would live in the same house. No word on what network....No word if anyone cares

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Princess KooKoo has a job! Yes, Paula Abdul has been given her W-2 and looks like she'll be hosting this years VH-1 Divas Live in September. She announced it today via a tweet on her twitter. Performers will include Kelly Clarkson, Leona Lewis, Adele and Miley Cyrus.

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SERIOUSLY!?!? Do we really care what an old lady does through out her day!? Taking meds? Feeding the cats? Well, old lady Candy Spellingsays she's getting her own reality show!! WHY WHY WHY? Well, when Donna Martin found out, she graciously said she wishes her "the best". SUUUUURE she does!

Key West Trip!!!

Hunter and I just had the BEST WEEKEND EVER!!! We had a Last Weekend Before School and Tracy's Birthday trip to Key West! We stayed the the Westin - Key West! It really is the only hotel you should even consider when you stay in Key West! It's exactly where you want to be. It's on the ocean/gulf...it's right next to Mallory Square...has an amazing Sunset Celebration and it's like 1 block from Duvall! Plus that place smells soooo good! I meant to buy their signature fragrance but I forgot! Guess I'll just have to go back! I was dreading the drive, but Hunter and I had a blast driving to and from Key West! It was nice to break it up and have lunch at The Marriott in Key Largo! Yummmmm! Check out our pics! I think I need a vacation from my vacation!

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