It's the ONLY thing I have known for so long.....
but I must bid adeu to.....
DORITOS!
People.....I turned 40...yes, 40.....a few months ago. I estimated that over the years, I have eaten approximately 3,800 bags of those delicious orangey triangles.
THREE THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED BAGS
I can only imagine what my insides look like. My veins are probably coated with that cheesy goodness.
I'm not talking about the lunch size bags either....I am talking about the regular size bags. I used to be a "bag a day" person, but I am down to about a 1/2 bag now....but added a 1/2 bag of M&M's to the mix....yes, the big bags....not the little bag from the vending machine.
I realized I don't want to die when I'm 52, so I have taken the first step - I met with a personal trainer! I'm not saying that Doritos are killing me, but seeing that THEY are the staple of my diet, I am going to assume that they can't be as good for me as something called "broccoli" or "salad" might be.
I will keep you posted as to where I'm going and what I'm doing as soon as I make my first appointment!
I'm excited ya'll!
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I'm nervous already. HOW CAN I GIVE UP 1 OF MY TRUE LOVES? Doritos have been with me my whole life! Cookouts, parties, job changes, boyfriend breakups, vacations, roadtrips, even when I had my son - right there in the delivery room I had a bag of Doritos.
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Alllllllllright......I can't do it. I will cut down. I will ask my trainer dude what my daily allotment is for Doritos and will cherish every chip that passes my lips. If only they made Doritos light. How can I deprive myself of something so sinfully delicious?
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I will cut down...I promise. But due to the recession and not wasting anything, I will be finishing the bags I have. It's the right thing to do. Why let those little guys go to waste. An ear of corn waited it's whole life to become a famous Doritos....I can't let it down and not appreciate the sacrifice it made to make me happy.
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.I just re-read this.....I am insane.
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