Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Pooooooor Lilo


Yes, I did that....I made a little Lilo Tribute picture. I truly feel sorry for this girl. I KNOW....I KNOW she did all that stuff and she deserves to be in the klink. AGREED, no need to try to convince me of that.

However, you can't deny that she is talented. I don't care if you like the type of movies she is in, she was/is a talented actress and I think a decent singer too. She sang in a few of her movies and has some stuff on iTunes. I actually have Drama Queen (That Girl) from her movie Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen on my ipod. I'm not afraid to say so, and I think I'll play it loudly at the pool this weekend! hahahh!

Obviously, it is HER fault for HER actions. BUT....I must believe her crazy orange mother, Dina, is at the root of all this madness. That woman was the biggest enabler I have ever seen. She was in the news saying - "They are making an example of my daughter and it's not right." No, lady....it's not right that she drove drunk TWICE and was caught, the reckless driving with the people in the car.....but it's your fault for letting her think that she could get away with it with a slap on the wrist. Did you think it was a smart idea to go to Caan for the film festival? REALLY? And how dumb do you think people are....her passport wasn't stolen. YOU are putting all these things in her head that says "it's ok Lindsay" and IT'S NOT! I BLAME YOU FULLY FOR THE MESS THAT SHE IS IN.

She was seen going into Lindsay's house the day before she got carted off to jail and said "It's Mommy" when she was standing at the door. I'm sorry, but if you refer to YOURSELF as Mommy and your kid is over 8 - you are nuts. This just shows how wacko their relationship is. But then again, I think it's cute when English people call their Mother's "Mummy". I love that. Mum is good, Mummy is nice.....but Mom or Mother I believe is the best way to go.

OK, getting back on track - Michael Lohan is just plain gross. The way he is going about saving his daughter is just annoying. I think if my parents had a problem with me, they'd talk to ME and not Larry King. They'd come to my house with a dessert....not the cops to break in. The ONE thing that is good about her ex-father, is at least HE realized - along with the rest of the world - that Lindz had a problem. Orange Mama kept denying it and feeding her with yes Lindsay, do that Lindsay, it's ok Lindsay, you don't have to go Lindsay, let's go here Lindsay, you're so great Lindsay. tsk tsk tsk.

I was also telling my friend Micah that Lindz probably wasn't even drunk when she kept falling over in bushes when the papps were taking a zillion pics with zillions of flash bulbs. Poor thing was BLINDED...not drunk. Girl wears some FIERCE shoes and I would fall too if there were cameras and flashes in my face ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME.

What I am hoping will happen is Lindz does her time, or at least part of it.....enough of it to make a difference in her head, and that she comes out of there smarter, wiser and a better person. I really like her. She is just messed up by soooo many things and this HAS to be a good thing for her.

I hope also while she is in there she applies to be adopted by Brad and Angelina.



Wednesday, June 23, 2010

NOMINATE ME!!



I watch Regis and Kelly EVERYDAY! I really should send in a postcard so they would call me. I always know the trivia questions they ask!!

So my good friend Amy told me about this today and I just HAVE to do it! I have wanted to be on that show since forever!

Please nominate me by clicking the link below!

I love you all! :)

tsg



Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

STEALER!!!! Just click and watch the video below! Blah Blah does EVERYTHING Madonna already did!


Lady Gaga Got Everything She Knows From Madonna | The Frisky

Robber!
Thief!
RUUUUUDE!
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Monday, June 14, 2010

The most PERFECT song ever....

Glitter in the Air
Pink

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
Closed your eyes and trust it, just trust it
Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face
And said I just don't care?

It's only half past the point of no return
The tip of the iceberg, the sun before the burn
The thunder before lightning, the breath before the phrase
Have you ever felt this way?

Have you ever hated yourself for staring at the phone?
Your whole life waiting on the ring to prove you're not alone
Have you ever been touched so gently you had to cry?
Have you ever invited a stranger to come inside?

It's only half past the point of oblivion
The hourglass on the table, the walk before the run
The breath before the kiss and the fear before the flames
Have you ever felt this way?

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

There you are, sitting in the garden
Clutching my coffee, calling me sugar
You called me sugar

Have you ever wished for an endless night?
Lassoed the moon and the stars and pulled that rope tight
Have you ever held your breath and asked yourself
Will it ever get better than tonight? Tonight

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Lady Gaga Alejandro

Please....let me review this most ridiculous video for you.....don't waste your time. I already did.

Dude in fishnets
Dancing men in black and white film
Blah Blah with cans on her face
Uh oh....someone is dead
Feeling very Evita....walking infront of a coffin
Is that someone's heart? Or is that Cherry Cobbler on that pillow?
Why does that guy have a golden gun aimed at his package?
OK Blah Blah...you're not Evita/Madonna...so cut it out
Seriously....are those soup cans?
Oh look! Madonna Truth Or Dare dancers!
Hmmmmm, guys running around in a circle with matching underpants?
ooooooooooh, now they're wearing high heels and they're strapped to beds!
Blah Blah is now prancing around them in her underwear
**One word Blah Blah....OxyClean should brighten up your dingy underwear**
Predictable.....she's feeling all of them...rubbing all over them
Boooooooring
Really? Now you're wearing a nun's habit with the cross upsidedown?
Oh fun! The Underwear Gang is now tossing the Nun in the air
Apparently no food at the video shoot....she just ate her Rosary
WOW! ABBA hair and this looks ALOT like Express Yourself
......I am only at 5:52 of this 8:43 minute lameness
WHHHHHHHHHHHHY
I do believe she is now channeling LIZA and doing some of her Broadway moves
REALLY? Machine Gun Bra???? What a rip off of the Madonna CONE BRA! HELLLO!
Oh good....a full minute recapping the crap we just saw for the past 6 minutes and 30 seconds
HUH? Some random city is now on fire?
Guess that must be Alejandro...he looks sad
Maybe HE set the town on fire because he didn't get the matching underwear
Those silly underwear boys! Tossing the nun around again!
Sister Blah Blah seems to like one as she is now on top of him
SUUURE! Lots of Nuns flash crowds of boys
There he is again! The guy with the golden gun pointed at his package
BEST PART OF THE VIDEO - BLAH BLAH'S FACE MELTS OFF!

And there ya go....the whole video. Thank me later for saving you the time of watching it


Monday, May 3, 2010

hey....what's up

Not much here actually. Same stuff, different day, but not many complaints! Florida is finally back to it's normal self so Hunter and I enjoyed some sun on Peanut Island yesterday with our friends Moira and Glen. I think we are all today paying the price of minimal sunscreen. My shoulders are still feeling hot today! The sun took so much out of poor Hunter, he fell asleep at 8 and slept til 630 this morning! LOVE LOVE LOVE that kid!!!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Rich AND Cool!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.